FOR THE LAST 5% OF SAVINGS

The information below is for your "entertainment".

Drop the thermostat night temperature to 60ºF and day temperature to 65ºF. You will need blankets for evening television.
On the weekends, turn heat down to 55ºF and visit in-laws.
Invite your friends over in spring and fall when the heat and AC are off. Now they have to invite you over when heat or AC is needed. When you visit them, turn down your heat.
Eat cold meals. If you have to cook, make meals for the whole week. After you’re done cooking, leave the oven door open.
Send your children to play at others peoples home or to grandmas for the weekend. If you want to warm up, go to the mall. In the summer during a hot day, go shopping or visit your friend’s homes that have AC. Turn yours off.
Do not run the water when you’re shaving or brushing your teeth. Put weights in the toilets back tank. Turn your water pressure down to a 30 PSI.
Exercise in your living room daily. Perspiration will slightly increase temperature and humidity.
Get rid of all your house stuff including unused furniture. It takes energy to heat and cool this stuff. Remember all your stuff absorbs energy. You paid for this energy.
Paint your house black. Black absorbs energy from the sun. Let the sun help heat your home in the winter.
Turn off your refrigerator for December, January, and February. Put the freezer items on your back porch. Put the other food in a cold non-heated basement room.
Tell your in-laws and friends that your washing machine and dryer are broken. Use theirs.
Several times a week go eat at a free soup kitchen. Do not worry, nobody will know you.
Eat beans. They make you fart. Farts are small heated air bubbles!!!

MOLD MATTERS BECAUSE LIFE MATTERS